I don’t go clubbing. ( i AGREE)
Never have. Never will.
Why?
It’s not that I’m boring or cant dance
(because honestly, what guys do to ‘dance’ might as well be foreplay)
It’s because I see dancing and all that nonsense as a mating call.
Guys don’t dance to ‘have fun’ or ‘let loose’
It’s for mating. Strictly mating.
Guys don’t go to the club to forget their problems. They go to get a girl, impress her with a mediocre ability to follow her hips and not fall over, take her to their place and fuck her brains out.
They aren’t looking for a wife at a club.
I’m not looking for a wife.
And if I was, it wouldn’t be at a club.
So I don’t go clubbing.
Unless it’s a guido-rific house music fist pumping club.
Then you know I’m there.
fist pumps
